Attack of the Cookies Newtons PopTarts PokéTarts!

AHHHHHH!! A crappy fan fic by some author I’ve never even heard of! I'm the person who started the whole Pokémon fan fic thing! This wuz my first Pokémon fan fic in my little collection that I have started! Expect more in the future!

Enjoy! ^_^ -Yuffie

Ash and his pals are where they always are! *LOST! Thanks to Ash, that is. Brock Suggest they take a break to rest and so that he can try out his new formula of PokéTarts! So he sits down with his back against a tree. Misty decides to sit next to Brock. She un-ties her hair and starts brushing it. Ash, sitting across from Brock and Misty, is wondering about Butterfree. And Pikachu decides to take a nap in the tree.

Brock: Ahhhhh…………Sure is nice out here.

Misty: Yeah…..Perfect weather, wonder where we are.

Brock pulls out his PokéTarts from his backpack.

Ash: Huh? Did you guys say something? * Wide Eyed * OOOOOOOOhhhhh!! Look! Pop Tarts!

Ash immediately picks one up and stuffs it in his mouth.

Ash:……

Misty: (In a smart-alec tone) so how are they * ASH? *

Just when Ash is turning green………Team Rocket sneaks up from behind them.

James: (From behind Ash) (in a girly tone) COOOOOooooooOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!! Cookies! Jessie, come here! I found food!!

Jessie: It’s about time! Hey! These are newtens!

Jessie and James stuff their faces full of Brock’s tarts.

Meowth drops down from the tree branch and lands in the middle of everyone’s group circle. Meowth picks up a tart and sniffs it.

Meowth: Lovely! * pops the tart in his mouth *

Meowth: Mmm……………

By now Ash, Jessie, and James are a forest green shade. The can’t hold it any longer! So they all 3 throw up on MISTY!!!

Misty: (Gives blood curdling scream)EWWW!!! HOW GROSS! (gets up and starts running through the forest)

Ash: OOPS! Sorry Misty! I mean it this time!

James: That cookie taste like crap! What in the hell was in it!?!

Jessie: (hits James over the head) It was a Newton!

Ash: No! It was a poptart!

Brock: Actually, it’s a PokéTarts! Not for * humans * consumsion!

Meowth: That was pretty good for a do-gooder!

*Whispers into Brock’s ears *

Meowth: D’ya mind mak’ins a batch of these for Giovanni? It might change his mind about that Persian!

Brock:Well…….sure, I guess………….

To Be Continued…………..

OK!! So it wuz a little too short!! Gomen nasai! But I promise that part 2 will be longer!! Tell me what ya’ think!

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