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She Warned You! Part 2

This is sort of a continuation of "Attack of the PokéTarts" so I hope you enjoy this one ^_^ -Yuffie

 

Ash, Brock, and Misty are walking through the forest and still, (as always) they’re lost! So Brock’s with his Tarts, pikachu sitting on Ash’s head while munchin’ on a PokéTart and poor Misty with her brand new T-Shirt, are still trying to find a path.

Misty: I hate you, Ash Ketchem.

Ash: What’s new? You always hate me, so big wow!

Brock: So Pikachu, you like my PokéTarts?

Pikachu: Pika Pikachu……

All of a sudden Brock hears something in the bushes. Out pops a beautiful girl. Knowing Brock, he drops everything to meet her.

Brock: uh…Hi there….

Strange Girl: Ditto

Pikachu: Pika Pi……

Ash: Hubba Hubba! (Ash says with wide eyes)

S.G.: Ditto

Ash: Cool.

Misty: Oh, Brother!

Misty grabs Ash’s arm and yells at him

Misty: Don’t you turn out to be a Brock!

Brock: I love you!

S.G.: Ditto

As Brock is stupidly enchanted by the girl, Jessie and James are in a tree. And of course James is acting as girly as ever.

James: Oh she is soooo cute!

He jumps down to meet her.

Brock: Hey! Go away, she's mine!

James: No, she's mine!

All of a sudden James and Brock get in a fight and Ash slides in for his part.

Ash: Hey! So…..I really want to go out with you…..

S.G.: Ditto

Brock and James look up and grab Ash and pull him into the fight.

Ash: AHHHHHH!!

Jessie drops out of the tree right next to Misty and Pikachu.

Jessie: I can’t believe him!

Misty: I can’t believe men!!

Pikachu: Pika Pi….

Suddenly he notices Ash’s Dexter on the ground and gave it to Misty.

Misty: Hey! Look! Pikachu’s trying to tell me something.

Jessie: Let me guess, he’s saying "I’m going to electrocute Jessie and James now, so stand back. You know how bad my aim is, so move" (Jessie said sarcastically)

Misty: No! Look. Let's see what Dexter says about the new girl.

She points Dexter at the girl

Dexter: Ditto. Only attack is Transform. This Pokémon may transform into an object, person, or another Pokémon. In Pokémon form ditto can mimic it's opponet's attacks.

At that moment all 3 guys were kissing Ditto.

They finally come to their senses

Ash: WHAT!

James: WHAT!

Brock: WHAT!?!

S.G.: Ditto Dit Dit To Ditto

Brock: @*#

James: *#@

Ash: #@*

Ash, Brock, and James are now running to a near by stream to wash their mouths out.

Misty: He he he

Jessie: He he he

Misty: I warned them! Girls know best.

Jessie: Always.

Misty, Meowth, Pikachu, and Jessie are now running after the 3 guys and they're laughing! While the guys are busy throwing up!

The End?

Ok! So this wuz a little corny! Tell me what you think! Send all requests, hate mail, and e-mail to: [email protected]