She Warned You! Part 2
This is sort of a continuation of "Attack of the PokéTarts" so I hope you enjoy this one ^_^ -Yuffie
Ash, Brock, and Misty are walking through the forest and still, (as always) theyre lost! So Brocks with his Tarts, pikachu sitting on Ashs head while munchin on a PokéTart and poor Misty with her brand new T-Shirt, are still trying to find a path.
Misty: I hate you, Ash Ketchem.
Ash: Whats new? You always hate me, so big wow!
Brock: So Pikachu, you like my PokéTarts?
Pikachu: Pika Pikachu
All of a sudden Brock hears something in the bushes. Out pops a beautiful girl. Knowing Brock, he drops everything to meet her.
Brock: uh Hi there .
Strange Girl: Ditto
Pikachu: Pika Pi
Ash: Hubba Hubba! (Ash says with wide eyes)
S.G.: Ditto
Ash: Cool.
Misty: Oh, Brother!
Misty grabs Ashs arm and yells at him
Misty: Dont you turn out to be a Brock!
Brock: I love you!
S.G.: Ditto
As Brock is stupidly enchanted by the girl, Jessie and James are in a tree. And of course James is acting as girly as ever.
James: Oh she is soooo cute!
He jumps down to meet her.
Brock: Hey! Go away, she's mine!
James: No, she's mine!
All of a sudden James and Brock get in a fight and Ash slides in for his part.
Ash: Hey! So ..I really want to go out with you ..
S.G.: Ditto
Brock and James look up and grab Ash and pull him into the fight.
Ash: AHHHHHH!!
Jessie drops out of the tree right next to Misty and Pikachu.
Jessie: I cant believe him!
Misty: I cant believe men!!
Pikachu: Pika Pi .
Suddenly he notices Ashs Dexter on the ground and gave it to Misty.
Misty: Hey! Look! Pikachus trying to tell me something.
Jessie: Let me guess, hes saying "Im going to electrocute Jessie and James now, so stand back. You know how bad my aim is, so move" (Jessie said sarcastically)
Misty: No! Look. Let's see what Dexter says about the new girl.
She points Dexter at the girl
Dexter: Ditto. Only attack is Transform. This Pokémon may transform into an object, person, or another Pokémon. In Pokémon form ditto can mimic it's opponet's attacks.
At that moment all 3 guys were kissing Ditto.
They finally come to their senses
Ash: WHAT!
James: WHAT!
Brock: WHAT!?!
S.G.: Ditto Dit Dit To Ditto
Brock: @*#
James: *#@
Ash: #@*
Ash, Brock, and James are now running to a near by stream to wash their mouths out.
Misty: He he he
Jessie: He he he
Misty: I warned them! Girls know best.
Jessie: Always.
Misty, Meowth, Pikachu, and Jessie are now running after the 3 guys and they're laughing! While the guys are busy throwing up!
The End?
Ok! So this wuz a little corny! Tell me what you think! Send all requests, hate mail, and e-mail to:
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